"jeebone ar ki hoche, shuni?" If I have that question asked to me in any language I know, I promise to string out the tongue of the questioner and hang it very painfully to the tip of my very dirty fan blades. GOT IT??? Do not ask me "what's up?" Do not say "And what else?" And DO NOT on the pain of death say "so what's new"
New is a overrated concept. Forget about it. Everything in this world has already been said, done, experienced, disemboweled and discredited. All there are now are cycles. Hollow ups and downs. Comprendo? Deal with nada and you'll be a far happier creature.